Do you ever have those days where all you want is to crack open a brewski, sit down with a sigh, and enjoy the hoppy taste of an IPA? Oh man, on Saturday I was jonesing for a good beer. Tired from staying out late to celebrate my birthday, waking up early for class, and attending yet another brutal session of guilt-ridden God-finding with my 19 year old friends in the religious youth group, all I wanted was to sit down and sip on some cerveza. Saturday was a long day.
Tuesday, July 31, 2007
Jonesing for a Good Micro Brew
Curves
“Looking for some hot stuff, baby, this evening! Looking for some hot stuff, baby, tonight….” The song pounds out of Curves’ stereo system interrupted every 30 seconds by a friendly female voice announcing it’s time to switch circuits. The walls of the gym are decorated with a profound purple and acid green and a mural of a joyous group of women getting themselves pumped up about exercise. Oh yeah. I glance around at the other women, most of whom are in their 40’s or 50’s, working the Curves magic to loose the extra pounds.
The Curves concept revolves around a 30 minute circuit on aerobic blocks and hydraulic machines. The faster you do sets on the machines, the harder it is. Then, since stretching is 19% of results, off the women go to loosen their warmed-up muscles.
Saturday, July 28, 2007
Really Awesome Pictures
Birthday
When I got home, Roberto and Rosemarie had me over for lunch (meatball soup).
Then, I went to class.
Then, I went out with all the hard core Development Master's students and we went to a pizza parlor where we ordered an enormous pizza. It was a meter long. Seriously. I might have underestimated the amazing eating ability of my hobbit friends.
Friday, July 27, 2007
Wednesday, July 25, 2007
Morning
Resolutely, I get up, determined to make the most out of the day. I rub the sleep from my eyes and wander to the kitchen, where I prepare my solitary breakfast of toast, yogurt, and fresh pineapple. The tangy-sweet bite of yellow pineapple stirs me into greater awareness of place. It awakens me to the sound of trucks rumbling over potholes in the street to reach the tin-fronted construction site half a block down the road. The glass rattles in the windows and car alarms shriek their warning as the trucks jolt everything and everyone out of their early morning stupor.
Magic Moment
Vista Hermosa Bookshop, its familiar organized book stacks, so unlike Bookpeople, greeted me as I hurried through its opened doors. It was
The Magic Moment came to me strongly, as I sat, absorbed, pouring myself into the book and into this refuge from the world. My Magic Moment where I know, in the end, good will always overcome evil. We must just let that side of ourselves be revealed in order to heal and nourish our beloved world.
Monday, July 16, 2007
The Alley…
Gallo Cerveza
Roberto was pretty shocked that I hadn’t tried the old Gallo yet. So yesterday, he and Rosemarie took me to their country club, Club Alemán, for lunch. Every time they go, Roberto likes a nice pint of the Gallo to enjoy with lunch. Yesterday, he ordered two Gallo Claros, one for him and one for me.
I must admit, I was pretty impressed. I thought I would have to live without the classic PBR, the Pabst, the Pipper for a whole 10 months before returning to the land of college student preferred beers. But no, Gallo, although disguised as Gallo, must be closely related to that friend of poor college students, PBR. It must be like a first cousin of PBR and a second cousin to the Bud, Miller, and Genuine Draft that passes as brewski in the USA.
The Gallo came out in a gleaming pint glass. Its perfect golden color, so reminiscent of urine, glimmered expectantly in the glass. The white fizz sizzled away as I examined the cerveza and thought longingly of a pint of Dead Guy Ale. Roberto and I lifted up our heavy glass pints and exclaimed with gusto, “SALUD!” As the Gallo flavor past my teeth and touched my taste buds, I instantly remembered a conversation between Kofi and Craig over Kofi’s pitcher of Bud Light in Mingles this May:
Craig: Kofi, what’s the difference between American beer and having sex in a canoe on a lake?
Kofi: Yes…. I don’t know, Craig.
Craig: They’re both f*** close to water.
Hands up for the Gallo. Salud.
Saturday, July 14, 2007
What about Second Breakfast?
I am a giant in the land of… hobbits. All around me Guatemalans appear to be no taller than around five feet or less. Many of them have round faces with pronounced cheek bones, making them look like hobbits from J.R.R. Tolkien’s novels. My land lord has the innocent, yet mischievous look of one of these small creatures. His stooped shoulders and large, gentle blue-brown eyes emphasize this appearance. While these hobbits speak Spanish, instead of Irish-English, and they don’t tend to wear short pants or suspenders, the similarity is remarkable.
Pippin: Making breakfast.
Strider: You’ve already had breakfast.
Pippin: We’ve had one, yes, but what about second breakfast!?
Wherein Strider huffs off and throws apples at the hobbits.
Merry: I don’t think he knows about second breakfast, Pip.
Pippin: What about elevensees, luncheon, tea, dinner, supper!?
Wireless Internet
From there, Roberto turned on his laptop and began walking slowly towards the apartment to see where the connection stopped. The first time, it turned off as soon as he walked in the door. The second time, it lasted into the living room. The third time, it kicked him off as soon as he walked out his door. Who knew wireless was such a temperamental beast?
Roberto suggested we wander around with our laptops to see where the range varied. From there, he and I walked, our eyes transfixed on the green connection bars, like synchronized zombies towards the apartment. I felt like we looked like two aliens walking around and trying to get our antennas the right direction for a good connection. At the same time, the internet kicked us off - kaBAM- as though filling our antennas with white noise. We persisted for some time before finally sitting at the dining room table to read about oil spills off New York and to check e-mail. So much work for a Saturday, we decided to see if we can get a longer cable on Monday so the wireless router reaches closer to the apartment, which, by the way, shares the same walls as the house.
Until further notice, my apartment remains an internet free zone.
Thursday, July 12, 2007
In the Name of Development
Outside, the garden is filled with plants that we would only see as house plants in the United States. Spider plants are a regular feature in gardens. Succulent plants flourish in these gardens, their swollen leaves puffed like cheeks filled with air. I hope these plants flourish in the thick carbon dioxide poison that is spewed from the cars speeding by on this small pedestrian street. I hope they return a small bit of oxygen for me to fill my lungs with clean air.
Thankfully, the overwhelming stench of low-grade diesel does not permeate the inside of the apartment. Yet, as I sit here, I think of Drs. Von Walden and Lee Vierling’s discussions of climate change. I think about global change caused by humans cutting down forests, contaminating the earth with pesticides, and polluting their water sources with human waste.
I can’t help to think that while the United States emits 25% of the world’s carbon emissions, at least in most of the country we can breathe the air and not worry about lung cancer, lead poisoning, and the black lung. At least in most places we can drink the water, sit on the grass, escape to a park, and live in a clean environment. Most of us have the right to a decent, equitable life.
I sit and ponder the emphasis Moscow, Idaho, places on recycling and composting waste. I think about how Maggie and I had one bag of garbage a week. If only we had had a way to compost, we would have had virtually no waste. All the values I hold, the concepts I have towards minimizing the waste I contribute to the environment are in conflict here. All my environmental and social values collide with the realities I experience in Guatemala. I hope their values do not include poverty and pollution in the name of development, yet I fear they do.
As I drove with Sandra and Bill to Xela, we saw construction workers tearing the mountains down to widen the highway. Fine cream colored dust filled the air, kicked up by cars as they screamed past us through the construction zones. People too impatient to wait for the on-coming traffic to pass through the construction site caused further problems by blocking the one lane through which traffic could pass.
From no where emerged people in the informal business sector passed by the cars peddling handicrafts like musical boxes shaped as Ferris wheels and brightly woven hand bags, and selling habas, chifles, mangos, stuffed chiles, and chicken lunches. They yell in their harsh voices to announce what they sell. Straggly feral dogs trot along behind them hoping one of the women may drop her wares and provide them with a free lunch. People got out of their cars to smoke, take a piss, and stretch their aching legs as the line of automobiles grows ever longer, spreading back towards Xela from the road construction site. It’s as though everyone knows it will take at least 40 minutes to pass through a 500 foot stretch of construction.
Finally, the traffic began to move. First from the opposing side, the drivers forced their way through the double and sometimes triple lanes of impatient drivers clogging the road. Then, to further frustrate the situation, the cars, buses, and trucks that had passed illegally and clogged traffic honked their horns, yelled, and shoved their way back into the one lane of traffic going through the construction site. The lack of order destroyed whatever efficiency existed in the destructive construction zone.
Eventually we started driving again through the precarious zone to continue the long and sinuous drive back to Guatemala City. Black smoke poured from the tail pipes of the trucks and brightly painted second-hand school buses as they huffed and puffed around the tight corners and over the mountain passes on the narrow highway. My lungs, already aggravated by the dust, were further molested by this poison inflicted upon them. I could feel them begging me to return home to the clean western air of the United States. My mind and heart agrees with them, beating a steady rhythm that forms the words, “It’s time to go home, home, home.”
Previous rainstorms had ripped through these construction sites, carrying off the valuable top soil and layers of other soils from the mountain down into the ravines below. Huge rivets coursed through the loose soil by the road construction. On the downward side of the construction, the erosion is so bad it threatens to destroy the roadway in a matter of years, months, or even weeks. On the hillside above, hovels, where entire families live, hang dangerously close to the precipice. Their precious corn field, planted inches from the roadside, is covered with the same fine dust that coats the roadside construction area.
We passed by signs stating “Do not throw garbage. Fine Q 5,000.” Yet, all around the signs lay heaps and piles of plastic containers, pop bottles, grocery sacks, food waste. Painfully thin dogs, their ribs protruding from their sides, dug through the piles with their muzzles and paws searching for some bit of worm-filled meat, molding bread, rotting vegetables to fill their stomachs. The trash heaps cascade down the mountainside, into the waterways below. Probably these rivers are the only source of water for the wretchedly poor populations of rural people living in this area.
Beautiful views of exotic conical volcanoes were marred the entire drive by the cinderblock constructions that pass as dark, dank homes for these country people. Most are partially constructed. Rebar sticks out of the roofs, a reminder of hope for better days to build a second floor sometime, who knows when, in the future. Bare grey blocks plastered together and occasionally coated or painted remind me of prison cells filled with prisoners of poverty. Little to no expense is spared to make these buildings aesthetically pleasing. The repetitive construction of these Soviet style constructions fails to orient me to where we are in the country. All the buildings are identically constructed in the square, squat manner. All spread dismally across the landscape and function for utility rather than for comfort.
I look at the land, which is in its own right beautiful. But, I think despairingly at the atrocities that humans have done to it in the name of development. In the name of development they are tearing down mountains to widen a road. In the name of development, they credit cinderblock homes as being safeguards against earthquakes. They use these instead of traditional adobe construction. In the name of development the poor rifle through garbage in search of recyclable material to sell for a meager profit. In the name of development, they let their fields be drenched in pesticides and chemicals. They allow their rivers to be filled with contamination. They let their stomachs be filled with amebas.
As I observe this stark reality I think, “If this is development, I want nothing to do with it.”
Saturday, July 7, 2007
Population
My professor, Dr. Von Walden, once quoted Dr. Albert Bartlett, "the greatest shortcoming of the human race is our inability to understand the exponential function."
Coffee
Coffee is truly everywhere here. There are coffee shops at the university and down the street from my house. Coffee shops where they serve real coffee, espresso, lattes, every kind of coffee I could imagine! Coffee plantations grace the areas around the city, where I can go and learn how it's grown.
It's incredibly exciting to have a cup of Joe these days. Yum. Straight from the source.
Wednesday, July 4, 2007
Cell Phones
After just 3 days here and subtle observations that there don´t seem to be a lot of public phones easily available, I decided I would feel better if I got one of these little devices too. I walked over to the mall and up to the Tigo booth and bought one of the least expensive phones. $35 and a free t-shirt later and now I am connected to the magical cellular world of Tigo (best cell service in the country). The SIM chip is installed and the cell phone number is plastered by the battery so if I ever forget my number, I take off the phone back and there you go. Tigo 51961693. How convenient. It even lets me call at a decent price to the USA.
At the beginning of the month, Tigo phone card sellers in their brilliantly blue shirts, put on a red vest labeled "hoy doble." On the "hoy doble" days, the Q100 are double value. For Q100 you get Q200 (twice the amount for $15!). Now I just have to find one of these guys and I´m set. Tigo a la orden.
Monday, July 2, 2007
Imagine
Transportation on the Chicken Bus
Like sardines, three people to a seat and aisles full to bursting, the bus from Xanacoj kept stopping to let more people on the bus. In the front, the bus attendant hollers that there´s more space in the back of the bus. ¨Adelante señores!¨ is his call as he squeezes through bundles, past women in woven skirts, shoves by men in suits to collect the bus fare. To let the people squashed in the back off, they open the rear escape door and the passangers leap out onto the pavement below.
I found myself directed to sit in an already full seat, half of my butt on the seat, the rest of my body tense and bracing myself so I wouldn´t fall off the seat onto the floor as the bus screeched around tight corners. My face started to sweat and I had to carefully time when I would move my hands from their deathgrip on the bar to wipe off my sweating face. I felt it trickle down my back and wondered why on earth the people by the windows didn´t open them to relieve the heat.
Finally, Mirta signaled that it was time to get off the bus. Slowly, like slow moving lava, we oozed our way to the front of the bus past the multitudes of people squashed together in the aisle, clambering over the women in their woven skirts and huipiles and squeezing, much like toothpaste squeezed from a tube, between the men in their dark suits. Finally, we reached the door and, like a Christmas cracker that pops when it´s pulled, or a pressurized can that explodes, we burst free from the overcrowded bus. The acrid, sweet smell of low grade diesel filled the air as the bus huffed and growled and grumbled away with is precarious and precious human cargo.